You Tell Me

jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

hazel-willow78:

thetardiswantscasinit:

buzzfeed:

Insults from around the world: other languages can be so beautiful.

Man, Chinese insults are specific. 

omfj so dying omg

I JUST USED THE GERMAN ONE ON MY FOREIGN EXCHANGE KID AND HE HAD NO IDEA YOU LYING PIECES OF SHIT

alexroidriguez:

"hockey players are the toughest athletes!!!"

excuse u I will have you know that in 2013 Brett Cecil played a full inning after being called “a f*cking four-eyes nerd” by another player.

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WHO’S TOUGH NOW?

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

bombing:

girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit